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Vietnamese coffee shop girls love thugs and drug dealers. That’s just a fact of life. Remember, that these girls are young - generally between 17-23 years old. The only guys that can offer them an above average lifestyle for that age group are guys that hustle and make money on the side outside of school. A coffee shop girl knows she’s hot so she’s not going to settle for a boy her age that’s flipping burgers at McDonald’s, right? So if you’re a young buck that’s got some hustle bringing in enough money to afford a nice car and buy bottles at the club, you have a chance at scoring a coffee shop girl; that is, if she doesn’t have a man already. These girls were hot bitches in school before they started working at the coffee shop so odds are they have a boyfriend from school…and odds are he’s a thug/drug dealer. As an added bonus to the extra money she gets from dating this type of guy, it makes her cool and popular with her friends/classmates.

However, as they eventually mature, coffee shop girls get fed up with their thug boyfriends for various reasons: the guys are in and out of lock up, they don’t have stable careers, they mistreat the girls, or they are generally immature. In other words, the girls start to look for long term potential in a man. If the coffee shop girl is on the upper end of the age spectrum (e.g. 22+ years old), she is out of school and might be looking for an older guy with the means to give her different, more mature experiences in life. Life as a Vietnamese coffee shop girl is a slog, especially if she has been doing it for awhile. Walking around in stripper heels for 8 hours a day, 6 days a week, and breathing in cigarette smoke can wear a girl down. The alcohol and clubbing at night gets old, too. If you’re a young looking 30-something year old dude with a stable career, you have a good chance at scoring with a coffee shop girl that’s at this stage in her life. I would avoid the ones with babies though because the baby daddy’s are probably those aforementioned thug types and you don’t want to deal with that drama. Those girls have too many issues and there’s plenty of other girls to choose from.

So it’s been a year since I’ve been married to a Vietnamese coffee shop girl and it’s been an adventure. I pursued her hard and she finally relented. We dated for about 4 years first and since we both have a checkered past, it took a lot to convince us that this was real. 

Anytime you first meet a girl and it’s a customer type relationship, it’s a major uphill battle. But if she’s one of those ambitious industry girls that busts her ass day in and day out and sees herself as mentally above the b.s., than she might be a keeper…someone worth pursuing. There is such a thing as finding a diamond in the rough and I found one. 

Wifey came from a poor but moral upbringing. She is half white/asian and is blessed with amazing genes. She has the face of an angel and a natural, plump booty. She has fake tits, of course, but works out hard in the gym to keep the whole package bangin! She slept around briefly when she was younger, but got her head on straight eventually when she realized that the party lifestyle wasn’t for her. She basically buckled down and waited for Mr. Right. 

There are a lot of fine women in Vietnamese coffee shops and you really have to figure out her mindset, if there’s a particular girl you’re interested in. Stay away from the whores and druggies. I’m not going to say stay away from the gold diggers, because that’s an unfair label. I think if you want a relationship with a top shelf girl you have to have money. 99% of the guys that come into Vietnamese coffee shops are broke ass fools. Just being good looking alone isn’t going to cut it, because they can find someone that is good looking with money. Why settle for someone that is good looking and broke? Remember they have a huge selection of guys to choose from and each individual girl has a wish list. Your job is to try and meet all of the criteria on that list, which at bare minimum includes looks and financial security. 

So you should have a similar strategy with the girls, because while your selection is smaller than hers, you still have the power to choose - especially if you’re a man that has a lot to offer. You, yourself, might be a hot commodity in their eyes. Find a genuine girl that’s ready for a relationship and really looking for Mr. Right, like Wifey, and invest time (and money) in her. You will have to clear the initial test by being generous (with tips and preferably gifts) and not being a psycho freak. You might eventually earn a date and the rest could be history. If you want a hot ass Vietnamese coffee shop girl, you will have to put it in the work. 

If you’re in a rush and want to pursue the first girl that gives you attention, you might end up with something short of a diamond. You might end up with just coal, y’know the rough stuff. Good luck with that!